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The Church of Tebow Prevails

January 3, 2011


It was Fantasy Football Championship week in the SUNY Cortland Fantasy Football league where Brobama’s very own number 1 seed Church of Tebow took on the likes of number 2 seed Jetsfan17.  The scene was set for a sure showdown.  As the week went by I took the initiative by quietly researching the start/sit statuses across the league, remaining very sly. 

Church of Tebow managed to snag both Running Back Ryan Mathews who took over for the injured Mike Tolbert, and Ben Roethlisberger. Both were released by Team Ramrod who was participating in the 3rd place game to get his money back.  The Roethlisberger move was obviously in question as it was a guarantee Ramrod’s Michael Vick would not play, but he still had Green Bay Packer Aaron Rodgers on the team.  But lets just say I wasn’t complaining since I knew the my very own Tom Brady would only have limited time during this week’s contest versus the Miami Dolphins. 

Jetsfan17 managed to dominate the Special Teams and Defensive aspect of the match this week, but anyone who plays Fantasy Football can tell you that Defense does not wins championships…. in Fantasy.  Only one player on Jetfan17’s offense trumped any of Church of Tebow’s players, that being Reggie Wayne.  However, there’s no “I” in team. 

Prayers were answered in the Church of Tebow this week as every player knew what was on the line, and stepped their game up to claim the Championship victory.  Ryan Mathews and Rushing title winner Arian Foster rose to the occasion and lifted their team to the title this week in a 184.10 to 118.62 stomping. 

Take note that the Church of Tebow finishes the season on a 9 game winning streak, the last loss coming from none other than Jetsfan17 in week 7.  The Church of Tebow would like to thank all of its fans and supporters throughout the year, without you this victory wouldn’t be as special as it is.  Until next year, don’t forget to keep praying in the Church of Tebow, and as always, Fuck the Jets.

Official Final Standings:

1) Church of Tebow
2) Jetsfan17
3) Playbook of Eli
4) Team Ramrod
5) Snicklfritz
6) Private Zajac’s Crew
7) Keith Stone
8 ) Ben There Raped That
9) PurplePeopleEaters28
10) EarlDontBeAHero

3 Comments leave one →
  1. the g 48 permalink
    January 4, 2011 1:40 AM

    I dropped Rapelisberger because if we are making it a keeper league I might keep Vick. Also I dropped Matthews like 2 weeks ago.

  2. Jesus permalink
    January 4, 2011 1:42 AM

    I agree with The G. This article does not do him justice, his team was so subpar this year, it must have taken some serious moves and clutch decisions to make it this far. GOOD JOB RAMROD, and keeping Vik because it might be a keeper, genius.

  3. January 4, 2011 1:03 PM

    The article does him more than his justice. I’m not going to make a post in honor of the 4th place team. “Jesus” is so supportive because he won the 3rd place game this week after not paying attention til Sunday. Gotta play in the present, not the future. The league will not be a keeper.

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