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Say Goodbye to the Beard

January 4, 2011

 
Hamburg, NY – Until early afternoon today, it was just another day that Bills fans could celebrate the false hope of what the third overall pick in 2011’s NFL draft would bring them.  Quarterback of the Buffalo Bills Ryan Fitzpatrick, formerly known as the “Amish Rifle”, did his part to make the typical Bills fan’s day just a bit more disappointing.  As the season progressed, the beard was honestly one of the only things I had to look forward to seeing when I watched a Bills game, and now it’s gone.  “I’m fighting the tears right now,” said Fitzpatrick sarcastically.  Fitzpatrick was forced to keep them beard the entire season by teammates after he initially only grew it out because he was lazy.  He came out nearly unrecognizable bearing a name tag saying “Hello, My Name is Ryan Fitzpatrick.”  Come on Bro, you’re better than that.  Now you just look like a 12-year-old boy.

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  1. January 4, 2011 8:24 PM

    Now he just looks like the typical cliche of another homosexual Ivy league school graduate.

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