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So Easy a CaveBro Can do it

 

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I was having a great New Years until this happened.  Snookilicious had to ruin my night.  First of all not only is Snooki ugly, Holy Balls is she annoying.  She gives not only Italian-Americans a bad image, she gives all Americans a bad image.  I don’t know what weighed more Snooki, or the ball itself.  Snooki is so easy that the entire male cast of The Big Bang theory could bang her (See Below).  Now look at those guys.  I’ll give Snooki credit, at least she didn’t  say what Ke$ha said on Friday night.  Ke$ha stated that her New Years resolution was to not be a douche bag.  Thanks to Ke$ha, I am now officially afraid of the future of America.  Please welcome the 4th edition of ”So easy a cavebro can do it.”
 

 

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Paris Hilton

 
Yep Bros, it’s that time again.  Apparently Paris Hilton has been feeling a little left out of the celebrity gossip lately, and is on the verge of another sex tape being released.  The tape that is allegedly a recording of Paris, and now ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt is being shopped to a number of pornography outlets for roughly 1.4 million dollars.  I feel that the first tape had a ton of people excited with anticipation, and this sequel to it is almost falling under the radar.  Keep in mind Paris is still at the peak of her prime Bros.  At a spritely 29, she is still easy on the eyes.  While nothing is official yet, The BroCave will be sure to keep you posted on the status of Paris Hilton’s next alleged production.  For the simple reason that she can’t seem to keep her goods hidden between her legs, she has earned the “So Easy a CaveBro Can do it” award.

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Miley Cyrus

 
The countdown is over, and Miley Cyrus is 18!  I’m a guy that likes to keep my odds in a realistic perspective, so I can honestly say that I’d never have a chance with her.  However I do know that the odds are good that some long-awaited pics will be released sooner than later.  She already tried to stretch those limits when she was underage a few times, and I respect her because of that.  Miley knows the bros want to see some skin, and she’s clearly trying her hardest to be as slutty as possible.  Not to mention that “Party in the USA” is a sick jam.  Even though this new guy named Avan Jogia looks like a big bag of douche,  I’m not worried.  The long awaited pics are only weeks away, and if you want to be “tamed”, hit me up.  Look forward to hearing from you Miley, congratulations, you’ve won the well deserved “So Easy a CaveBro Can do it” award of the week. 
 
 

Nude Pics:  Over/Under  –  1 month


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Capri Anderson

Meet Capri Anderson.  This 22 year old porn star locked herself in the bathroom of a hotel room that she was sharing with 45 year year old Charlie Sheen who reportedly caused about $7,000 worth of damage to the room.  This came after the two had a dinner with Sheen’s ex-wife and kids Denise Richards.  Both were naked and drugged up when the NYPD showed up to solve the mess.  Sheen is certainly holding true to his nickname in “Major League”, the “Wild Thing”.  Sheen is more than twice the age of Anderson.  Are you kidding me bro?  I may have to create a page based on Charlie Sheen’s life, this guy clearly knows what he’s doing.  A bro fo sho. 

More importantly, check her out.  Luckily I was able to find one of the rare photos of Capri with some kind of clothing on so I could post it on The BroCave, and I assure you that when you search her after you read this, you will not be disappointed with the many other results you find. 

So all in all, i’ve given alot of thought to who the first “So Easy a CaveBro Can do it” post would be, and as many ladies as there are around campus that may deserve this honor, Capri Anderson has outdone you.  Congratulations to you Capri, get it in bros.

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